Last week, Megan Fox declared to the world that she was single on her overseas press tour promoting TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, rendering Brian Austin Green as a distant memory (just like he was after the original Beverly Hills, 90210 went off the air). However, the truth is out there, and it involves Megan Fox still spending ample amount of time with her ex.

Brian Austin Green was photographed leaving a restaurant with a hidden female companion (**cough**Megan Fox**cough**) over the weekend, who wanted to keep her identity concealed rather than publicly display herself to be a bit of a liar who just can’t get enough David Silver. It sucks for Brian Austin Green in that now there is no evidence that he is still banging Megan Fox, but, in the same regard, it is great for us in that now there is no evidence that he is still banging Megan Fox. No one needs to see that. It’s bad for our eyes… and I’m pretty sure it’s bad for the economy and the environment, too.

It’s no wonder Megan Fox chose to hide from this reality though. Since when did Brian Austin Green turn into white trash? The only thing missing from his ride is some crushed cans of Busch beer on the dashboard and maybe a Confederate flag hanging from the rearview. “Look, everybody… I’m having sex with Megan Fox. YEE-HAW!”

That raises the question though – if a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound…? What if you are claiming to have had sex with the tree, but the tree is wearing a hat over her face, to make sure you don’t really know who she is, even though you have a pretty good idea…? I didn’t think that really counted either.

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