Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton has launched accusations that he was assaulted by Will.I.am of the Black Eyed Peas last night following the MuchMusic Video Awards. Perez took to his Twitter account to keep his followers updated on the entire situation, which makes sense, because after getting your ass kicked, calling the police should be like the furthest thing from your mind… even past having sex with Paris Hilton. Don’t judge me… I could have a concussion.

– I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– Thank u all from the bottom of my heart for ur concern. The police are investigating the assault now. I did the right thing by reporting it. — about 3 hours ago from web

Videos were then released online from Hilton and from Will.I.am, both giving their accounts as to how the events of the evening transpired. Perez says it was Will. Will says it wasn’t him. The Black Eyed Peas manager says he did it. However, none of that really matters. What counts is that Tila Tequila has weighed in, so everyone stop what you’re doing, because she has something to say. Oh, and it came from her Twitter, which means it is that much more important…

–Ok…just got the low down from Will.I.Am….He said “Why the hell would I be doing socking Perez Hilton? Please.” there u go. The truth.”

–Why do people have to be such drama queens and lie or exaggerate?? Will.I.Am is my homie and he would never do that! Shame to blame him. SMH“

–Unless Perez is drunk N someone knocked him out N he thinks it was a Will.I.Am look-a-like. But Will has no idea what Perez is talkin about.

–If Perez DID get hit by a security guard or a “black guy” that does NOT mean WILL.I.AM did it! SO WRONG! Well at least We know the TRUTH NOW

Well, Tila Tequila claims to have spoken the truth… that’s good enough for me. I mean, I’m still trying to build up my goodwill, so I can have a midget butler, so at this point, The Kidd has to lean a little more towards the opinions of the little people. You understand. But think on the bright side, today you’ve gotten not one, but TWO stories containing Tila Tequila. Woohoo… lucky you. When does my monument go up?