Chris Brown is a free man, after pleading guilty to felony assault charges as part of a plea deal. Brown will serve 5 years probation and finish 180 days of community service without ever serving a day in jail.

Los Angeles Criminal Court Judge Patricia Schnegg told Brown that he could apply to have his supervised probation transferred to Virginia, where he maintains his legal residence. He can also do his community service there, as long as it meets the court’s standards. As part of the agreement, he also must undergo domestic violence counseling.

I’m curious to see what kind of community service Chris Brown will be allowed to do, because The Kidd is pretty sure it’s not a good idea for him to do anything that involves women, children, the handicapped, animals, women animals, handicapped animals, animal children, or women children. You get the point. That leaves picking up garbage on the side of the highway… while dancing… oh, and singing “Run It!” Sounds like justice has been served.

Let this be a lesson to all of you out there – if your woman is out of line, a slap in the face is only worth a slap on the wrist… and a smash of the head into the car dashboard with some intermittent biting, well, let’s just say that’s about the same thing.

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[CNN]