When Jon Voight wants to be heard, you’d better make damn well sure you are listening. Not because he might have something important to say, but because he’s Jon Voight dammit. The guy got eaten and then regurgitated by a giant anaconda for cryin’ out loud. Yes, I realize it wasn’t a real snake, and it was only a movie, but it was pretty cool and epitomized the badassery of Jon Voight.

Us Magazine caught up with Jon Voight at the L.A. premiere of TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, where he relayed the similarities he sees between his beautiful daughter, Angelina Jolie, and Megan Fox.

“Well, they are both very beautiful women, and they are both sexy gals, you know… And they’re both in action pictures now,” he said. “We are all so different from one another that we can’t be compared – but they are very attractive girls.”

See… Jon Voight knows what he’s talking about. He’s been around the block a few times. He’s experienced life. He’s… did he just call his daughter sexy and attractive? He did, didn’t he? And he did it when comparing her to Megan Fox, too, huh? You don’t think… yep, probably. Jon Voight definitely wants to have sex with Angelina Jolie while Megan Fox stumbles upon the scene and decides to join in. I do, too. However, it isn’t as creepy when I think about it happening… while in line at Starbucks with my hands down my pants… because I’m not related to any of them.

Voight’s assessment goes against how Megan Fox feels, as she stated earlier in the month, “Because I have tattoos and dark hair and I was in an action movie? That’s as far as the similarities extend. I’m not the next anyone.” I think the comparisons go further than Megan Fox really will admit to, as beyond the tattoos and the dark hair and the action movie roles, there also is the fact that both have open invitations into my bed, both are tops on my desire-to-see-naked-in-person list, and both are likely to file restraining orders against me after reading this.

[Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage.com]

[Us Magazine]