Chris Brown has a new song out on the internet. Just one day after copping a plea, the Neptunes-produced single has been released for your listening pleasure. The title: “Not My Fault.”

The Kidd thinks Chris Brown might be onto something here, even though he admitted guilt on a felony assault charge. Besides, we weren’t there that night. We don’t know what really happened. It’s quite possibly the dashboard just took it upon itself to smash Rihanna in the face. Or perhaps that passenger window just came out of nowhere for its headshot. And the biting… well, I can’t really explain the biting, but I’m sure it wasn’t Chris Brown’s fault. He says so, in a song, that he expects will help revive his career, by basically saying Rihanna forced him to do it. What else does he have to do to get people believe him? I’m going to go with writing some haikus, but ice cream always helps, too. Of course, with sprinkles, Chris Brown, you fine upstanding young man.