Johnny Depp Excites Women And Now Also Waiters

For a long time now, we know that Johnny Depp has what it takes to make the ladies tingle anytime you mention his name. In fact, if you have a vagina, just the fact that I said the name Johnny Depp twice now calls for you to change your panties before you flood wherever it is that you are at this moment. Well, now it isn’t just the women who are getting all kinds of excited at the name Johnny Depp… go ahead, new panties… waiters are getting a little aroused at the mention of him as well.

RadarOnline.com reports that, while in Chicago, Johnny Depp dropped a $4000 tip at the famous steakhouse Gibsons for his waiter. A restaurant spokesperson confirmed that Depp visited their establishment after the PUBLIC ENEMIES red carpet event in town and stayed until 2:30 a.m. eating and drinking with his party of 15, which included director Michael Mann and co-star Marion Cotillard.

Waiter Mohammed Sekhani served the table and dropped off the $4400 bill for food and drink and was left with a tip almost matching the balance due. “Depp is the finest of all the stars that I have ever waited on and he is a true icon, and his ability to respect others is phenomenal. He loves Chicago and Chicago loves him – Johnny Depp is one cool dude.”

It’s amazing the power that Johnny Depp has over people. This guy merely went to work one night to wait some tables, and he came home clearly in love with the actor. That’s what a big tip or repeat viewings of 21 JUMPSTREET will do for you though. It makes me wish I would have followed through on my dream to become a waiter. Okay, okay… it wasn’t my first choice for a dream job. That would be playing centerfield for the New York Yankees… and then, of course second was being a tube handler at a water park… but then third, that was definitely the waiter.

[RadarOnline.com]