Miley Cyrus Underage Sexiness

Oh, man… you’ve gotta love your Twitter. Adam Shankman, director/producer of the upcoming movie THE LAST SONG, thought it was necessary to tweet some behind-the-scenes pictures of one of his stars Miley Cyrus.

Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She’s like my angel little sister.

I don’t know about you, but the fact that Miley Cyrus is only 16 makes these just a little creepy. Wait… what…? The age of consent is 16… oh… well, nevermind then. Enjoy your casting couch adventures, Adam Shankman. More power to you. Let’s just make sure the pictures you post are of girls 18+ from now on. After all, the rest of us don’t want to get in trouble with the FBI.

But, with the way Miley Cyrus hopped up there on that chair like she is about to get it hit from behind, I don’t know how any of you can possibly call into question her virginity. With the ability to position herself like that, there is no way she has ever had sex in her whole life. Impossible. I mean, clearly she is pure and innocent. There are absolutely no indications that she is about to spank herself or is preparing for a gang bang. I just don’t know where some of you come up with this stuff. Don’t you know anything about teenage girls? They all sit backwards on chairs like that, with their backs arched, their asses in the air, and hair draped all across their face. That’s the new style.

All The Kidd knows is that if that’s the kind of fun that goes on in the make up room, I need to find me a make up room… quickly… as in now. Oh, sweet angels, I’m coming…

Seriously though, what’s really the big deal? Let the poor girl have a little fun, and, by that, I mean… HAVE SOME FUN, ya know what I’m saying… **wink wink**

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