Robert Pattinson was arrested in New York yesterday, appearing bloody, battered, and beaten as he was taken into custody.

What went down…?

I don’t know. I guess you’ll have to wait to see REMEMBER ME in theatres to find out, as it was all part of a scene he was filming for his new movie.

Oh, man… I totally love making those teenage girls who love TWILIGHT cry.

I should totally get some kind of award for this. Biggest Douchebag Ever…? Does it involve me getting a trophy? Yeah…? Well, then I accept. Another prestigious piece for the mantle.

[Photo: Splash News Online]