And the battle rages on, between Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie for the heart of Brad Pitt… wait a second…  I thought this thing was over like 3 years ago. Brad Pitt picked Jolie, adopted like 37 kids, and became Brangelina, primarily because Bradiston sounds completely retarded. Well, the war continues, as Jennifer Aniston still has supporters that think she was robbed, and that apparently includes members of Brad’s own family.

According to Now! magazine, Brad’s mom Jane remains quite fond of his ex-girlfriend.

“Jane’s seen, first hand, how difficult Angelina is,” a source revealed. “She never comes to visit the family in Missouri and is always prickly on the rare occasions they have got together. Jennifer was the total opposite — charming, friendly and the perfect daughter-in-law. She always made time to be an active part of the family, whereas Angie just turns her nose up… (Jen and Jane) speak at least a couple of times a week and Jen never misses a birthday or special occasion.”

So Brad wound up picking the one his mom didn’t like…? That’s my boy. Well played, sir.

Why would Brad Pitt select the candidate that his mom is in love with, when he has a much hotter choice with tattoos of Billy Bob Thornton’s name on her and vials of blood hanging from her neck? Do I even really need to answer that?

And I can’t speak for Brad… well, actually I can, so I will…Jennifer Aniston was on FRIENDS  and we can’t be with someone if we don’t respect what they do. She was in LEPRECHAUN though, which almost brought her back to respectability, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades… oh, and they tell me nuclear war, too, but I hope I’m not around to find that one out for myself.

[Now!]