Almost naked pictures on Twitter seem to be what all the cool kids are doing these days. Katy Perry took a break from singing “I Kissed A Girl” (thank God!!) to tweet a picture of her taking a bath and eating an entire pizza by herself with the caption “I have no self control.”

You’re damn right she has no self control. She’s naked, and the pepperoni and sausage are both missing? Hmmm…

She did what with them…? Wow, that’s graphic. I was just going to say she didn’t order them, instead preferring a plain cheese pizza.

Who are you sick bastards…?!

Now, the anchovies… that’s an entirely different story altogether.