Michelle Pfeiffer is still hot. For an actress that is now 51, I’d still do her about as much as I would have when she was in her 20’s, 30’s, and 40’s… not while she was making GREASE 2 though. I’ve got to have standards. However, every few weeks I get to thinking about her in that Catwoman outfit, one thing leads to another, and… well, you know where this is going.
Pfeiffer was recently interviewed by Moviefone about her starring role in the upcoming film CHERI. During her questioning, she was asked how, after all these years, does she still looking so amazingly hot… what are her secrets to aging that well?
“Well, the truth is that when I’m doing press and when I’m making movies, I am super disciplined. I eat really well, I make sure I get enough sleep, I exercise religiously — and all of that really matters … And I have a whole team, so it’s not really fair. It’s not real [laughs]. I couldn’t keep this up everyday of my life, nor would I want to, because life would be really boring. But, ultimately it’s you are what you eat and you have to exercise. It’s really simple stuff, and it’s stuff that people don’t really want to know about … It’s not about the newest, latest diet, the newest fad. It’s not about some cream you put on your face. It’s really about what you eat. I’m a big believer in that. And I’m a really happy person, I enjoy life. I think you see that on people. I think there’s nothing more aging than misery.”
I knew it, I knew it. You are what you eat. That’s why after that guy called me a pussy that one time, it’s been a steady diet of it ever since. What…? I was going to say vagina, but it just sounded way too medical. It’s a good thing I exercise well, too. How much do I bench? How am I supposed to know? I was talking more about writing this blog. What… do you think all of these entries are just going to write themselves, smartass?
It looks like The Kidd’s been doing it the right way all along, so I have nothing to worry about. I’m gonna live forever… like FAME… except without the singing. Okay, maybe some singing… but definitely no dancing.
“I’m gonna learn how to fly… HIGH!!!”
