While on the show, Jimmy Kimmel asked Mr. Fergie about the recent incident between Will.I.am and Perez Hilton, which, according to reports, was sparked by Hilton’s less-than-kind words directed at Fergie, where he called her “fugly.”
“He goes a little below the belt, and when you poke somebody in the chest enough and when you call them enough names, I think it’s good to get your nose bloody… I kind of wish it was me.”
Yeah, well, Josh Duhamel, let me tell you what I wish for… I wish for a naked chick on a unicorn to ride into my bedroom every morning with a plate overflowing with bacon. Oh, how does that relate to you…? It doesn’t… but, now that you mention it, I wish your new movie didn’t suck so much, rendering 2-and-a-half hours of my life gone, wasted away forever. Mmmm… bacon.
Anyway, the lesson here is that you can’t always get what you want… or when you wish upon a star, your dreams come true… or one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. Words to live by, my friends… words to live by.