Mickey Rourke, as much as I love you, will you puh-leese cut that stringy mop on top of your head?

I know you’re a rebel and all, but a nice SHORT cut would truly make you look younger and maybe even a tad good looking. I think people would take you more serious as well. Not that any of those things matter to you..I’m just sayin’.

P.S. I think you should get some new ink to cover those old prison-grade tats, too!

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