Madonna and boytoy Jesus Luz are spotted arriving by private jet to Spain for her concert.

I still think it’s so funny that this guy squashed A-Rod’s Madonna dreams. I can’t say for sure, but I have a hunch that Jesus is a little douchebag as well. I mean, how many people do you know have their OWN NAME tattooed on themselves? But really, the tattoo wasn’t enough, so on this day he also decided to rock a (too small) jersey with his name on it. Puke.

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