It happened on Sunday in Plain City, Utah.

A 7-year-old boy stole a car and led police on a chase after a citizen called 911 reporting that the vehicle he was driving had ran a stop sign, nearly hitting another car.

The boy evaded police, turning down streets and driving around a school parking lot before returning to his home with an officer right on his tail. The boy pulled into his driveway, jumped out and ran into his house to hide.

I bet the officer was shocked when he saw the little dude jump out of the driver’s seat! Amazingly, the kid could drive pretty damn good!

He later admitted to his dad that he stole the car in order to avoid church.

This reminds me of that 10-year-old kid who glued himself to his bed so he wouldn’t have to go to school!

Ahhhh…youth angst!

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Jennifer Aniston’s nipples make a special appearance as she arrives on the set of ‘The Bounty’.

Is it cold in here or are you just happy to see me…?

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Kim Kardashian arrives at MTV Studios in New York for “It’s On with Alexa Chung.”

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Erin Andrews 911 Call Audio

Erin Andrews had to make a 911 call recently in order to get the (as she calls them) “assh*le paparazzi” out of her front yard at her home in Georgia.

After the whole “Peephole Video” scandal where Erin was videotaped naked in her hotel room without her knowledge, the paparazzi are now shooting for gold – another photo or video of the ESPN reporter naked.

But this time it was in her own home, in a gated community. Erin told the dispatcher her problem of being videotaped and being “all over the news.” The dispatcher sympathized her her saying, “I’m so sorry”, to which Andrews replied, “Me too.”

Then Andrews describes the pap’s vehicle, a white RAV4 with, get this, a handicapped license plate! You know those tree climbling little bastards are NOT handicapped. And I hope the officers grilled that photographer on why he needed a handicapped plate!

At the end of the call an obviously upset Andrews says, “I did nothing wrong and I’m being treated like f***ing Britney Spears and it sucks!”

Poor girl. Think about how bad that would suck. I would press charges against those parasites! Or better yet, I would get a vicious guard dog and release his ass on them. “What? There were paparazzi in my yard? I had no idea officer! I simply let my puppy out to go potty!”

Losers!

Anderson Cooper Bachelorette Video

Anderson Cooper asked The Bachelorette’s Jillian Harris about who she “hooked up with” while filming the show.

Cooper was filling in for Regis Philbin on Live with Regis and Kelly, and after asking, “How many guys did you make-out with on the show?” Jillian pawned the question off to her fiance Ed Swiderski who answered stupidly, “It’s like anything, you get used to it.”

But then CNN’s Cooper took it a step further asking, “How many guys did you actually sleep with?”

And after gasping and freaking out a little, Jillian skirted the question but eventually replied, “I kissed 10 guys, but only 4 with tongue.”

Wow Anderson, that was ballsy to ask that! But c’mon, I have wondered the same thing with any of those “hookup” reality shows. Hell, I STILL want to know how many tramps Bret Michaels slept with on all those trashy Rock of Love shows!

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Omer Bhatti is in fact, the love child of Michael Jackson…so says Michael’s father, Joe Jackson, in an interview with News One.

Never before has a Jackson family member confirmed the suspected news, but as it turns out, the 1984 song “Billie Jean” may have had some truth to it.

Omer Bhatti is a 25-year-old Norwegian rapper who was pictured at Michael’s memorial service, sitting in the front row with the Jacksons.

For the first time ever, we are learning that Omer IS indeed, the love child of the late King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

Last week brother Jermaine said about Omer: “If Omer’s his son, he’s his son.We won’t deny it. We are going to give him the same love and care that we give Prince and Paris and Blanket. I can’t clearly say if he is Michael’s but I saw this kid around him.”

Nice way of skirting around the issue, but in the above interview Joe Jackson confirms the rumors.

What a trip, eh? The video below is of Omer performing under the name ‘Obee’…do you see the connection? One thing is for sure…kid can dance.
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Natalie Smith Photo

Natalie Smith is Tony Romo’s new girlfriend, taking the place of Jessica Simpson.

Wow, that was fast! (What was that I said earlier this week about NFL players not being able to keep their d*cks in their pants?)

Well, as it turns out, Natalie Smith may have been in the picture longer than we thought. Even though we are just learning about her, we know that Natalie and Tony have been texting and chatting for months – even while Jessica Simpson and Tony were still together.

In fact, Tony introduced Jessica to Natalie backstage during her February 6th concert. The same concert that Jessica told the crowd that Tony was “the man who loves me!”

Natalie described to Us Weekly (what is she doing talking to them already?!) what it was like meeting Jessica. “We hung out for, like 10 to 15 minutes, backstage. She was cool and nice.”

Natalie met Tony through the man who was his associate athletic director at Eastern Illinois University. She is his daughter.Sources say that the couple are not officially dating, but you can bet that’s where it is headed. Of course they aren’t going to come right out and say it now, not with the media sh*t storm that’s been going on with him.

As for Jessica, she’s been seen running and going to the gym almost daily. You kinda have to feel for her. Getting dumped the night before your birthday HAS to suck. I’m thinking maybe she and Jenifer Aniston should hook-up and say, ’screw the men’! Heh..

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Elisabetta Canalis is an Italian model and actress – and George Clooney’s new girlfriend.

Canalis enjoys the sun while vacationing in Miami during the winter months earlier this year. Canalis has been a popular mainstay on Italian television but has just hit international headlines as the new girlfriend of George Clooney.

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“Gossip Girl” star Taylor Momsen celebrates her sweet 36th 16th birthday by performing with her band The Pretty Reckless at the Hiro Ballroom and then blowing out the candles on her “emo” birthday cake.

The cake is super rad, but please, she is 16!? She looks like a younger Courtney Love.

Call me old fashioned, but where are her parents? Television star or not, she has on a see-through dress and more makeup than a drag queen. (no offense to the queens!)

If she looks like this now, what the hell is she going to look like at 25? Wow, just wow..

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