Meet Sarah Burge, who likes to be known as a “Real Life Barbie”.

She is one of those crazies who has had a gazillion plastic surgery operations in order to look like the iconic Barbie doll. The thin waist, huge boobs, long blond hair. But really, has she succeeded? I think not! She sure seems to think she has though. Read an excerpt from her site:

From RealLifeBarbie.com:

Next year, Barbie, the most iconic female doll in the world, celebrates her 50th birthday. So too does the glamorous former Playboy Bunny and professional ‘Real Life Barbie’ Sarah Burge. But the similarities don’t end there.

From the length of her hair extensions to the shape of her body, from the clothes she wears to the types of careers she’s pursued, from her pink convertible car to the love of her life, her own real life ‘Ken’, the parallels are striking.

So far, Sarah has spent over £200,000 transforming herself into her alter-ego ‘Real Life Barbie’. She has had procedures on virtually every part of her body, including tummy tuck, buttock implants, boob job and fat transfers. She also spends around £22,000 a year on annual ‘maintenance’. In fact, Sarah is the world’s first International Ambassador for Plastic Surgery, traveling the world as a living advert. ‘Real Life Barbie’ is a star in Japan (the Japanese are the biggest Barbie fans in the world) and has made TV chat show appearances in America and the UK.

She has spent HOW MUCH? To look like THAT?! And check out her “Before” photo…she was beautiful! [Right]

Makes you wonder what happened to people like this whose only way of feeling good about themselves is to cut, snip and inject self-confidence into their bodies.

Bitch needs to take a step back and realize that she does not look like Barbie! If anything, she looks like “Middle Aged, Washed Up Porn Star Barbie”!