Naomi Campbell is packing underneath that dress!

How do I know? Because she let is all hang out while dancing with her boyfriend Vladislav Doronin at a night club in Saint-Tropez.

No underwear, coked out and classy, as usual.

And we thought Lady Gaga was a hermaphrodite, wait until you get a load of this..! There is something awfully peculiar underneath that skirt.

Photos after the jump, because, well, I wouldn’t do that to you. Don’t say I didn’t warn you..

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