Big Brother 11, Episode 18, wow, what drama!
I am pretty sure this Big Brother episode was the highest rated ever.
Everyone was dying to know what happened to Chima, and well, now we know! Not that it was a surprise or anything. Chima’s true colors showed through and her little bitchy attitude got her evicted. YES! You can bet she is regretting it now, because she will never, ever, have another opportunity like this. Do you know how many people want to be on Big Brother every year? She took her opportunity and she pissed all over it. Kudos to Big Brother producers for saying enough is enough.
Big Brother showed numerous instances of Chima rebelling. There were many times when they asked her repeatedly to put on her microphone or go to the diary room and she flat out refused. She also obstructed the cameras. She knew perfectly well going into this game what was expected of her and she decided not to follow the rules. It’s as simple as that.
She said it herself:
“I am going to act up. And if you doubt me for a second you are going to have the FCC on your ass real quick and that is a threat.”
If you ask me they should have kicked her ass to the curb after that statement.
So the straw that broke the camel’s back was Chima throwing her microphone into the hot tub. Natalie, the good little lapdog, retrieved it. At that point it seemed that Big Brother was going to give her one last shot by offering her another microphone, which could be exchanged in the food room. Of course Chima couldn’t be bothered getting it, so her other little bitch, Kevin got it for her. Chima took it, told production, “You guys can suck my dick,” then removed it once again.
“Chima please go to the Diary Room,” is heard throughout the house. Chima refuses, of course.
Then the Big Brother “Goddess”, Allison Grodner, the show’s executive producer, is heard saying, “I need you to come to the DR now so please do that.”
Chima goes into the Diary Room and goes to sit down when she is told, “No need to sit down, you need to go this way.”
That is the last time we see Chima. (And the crowd goes wild.)
Next, we hear Allison telling the rest of the Big Brother cast, “Houseguests, please come into living room. I have an announcement to make.”
When the houseguests are all together, she continues:
“It was very clear Chima did not follow the rules of the game. Tonight she made the decision to willfully destroy her microphone, a piece of production equipment which all of you are very much aware is a big violation. For this reason and because of multiple rules violations, she needed to be expelled. The people that are closest to her can pack her things.”
And as Jeff said, “And then there were seven.”
HOH Competition:
First off, I LOVED the funky golfer’s outfits. And didn’t Natalie look like Shrek? Really, she looked ridiculous, and I am not just saying that because I don’t like her. Ok, maybe I am..
So Lydia goes first and gets the HOH key. She takes it, sits down and starts guzzling Mimosas. Natalie gets the Hawaiian vacation. Russell trades his Phone Call from Home for the Hawaiian vacation. Natalie says it is the best thing she could have won, and she breaks down crying. She thanks Russell. He snaps back:
“I didn’t do it for you. It’s so my parent’s can have it. Keep crying.”
HA! Immediately I forgive all the evil things Russell has done up to this point with that cold statement. In fact, I think it turned me on a little.
Kevin wins $5000. The comp is down to Jordan and Jeff. Meanwhile, Lydia is still guzzling booze and talking sh*t to Jeff. She is such a loudmouth “dude” sometimes, especially in her golf pants. Someone needs to stuff an apple in that pig’s mouth. Jeff is so sweet that he ensures Jordan wins HOH by hitting his golf ball way off course.
Jeff wins spa treatment and trades for Russell’s Hawaiian vacation, which Russell seems fine with.
Then Jordan reveals her prize. The Captain Unitard outfit. Lydia says, “Awesome!” and cheers and carries on like the little brat she is. UNTIL Jordan decides to trade it with her for the HOH key. Then Lydia solemly says:
“Be a puppet, that’s cool. Dumb hos get cut at the end, it’s cool.”
Seriously, this twat is SO lucky I am not in that house. I want to rip her fried hair out by the roots!
Lydia then proceeds to throw a complete tantrum, which I talked about last weekend when I was watching the live feeds. [LINK]
Lydia is just pissed that Jessie is gone and so she is tweeking. Jessie didn’t even like Lydia. He just used her and tossed her to the side. She was only good for handjobs, bitch please. Her head is more vacant than that gaping hole in her mouth..
So there you have it. Big Brother was something else tonight…and I loved it. The person in charge of casting this year sure picked a hell of a motley’s crew!
There is my rant about tonight’s episode…now give me YOURS!
P.S. Tell Chima what you think about her on TWITTER, oh wait, Chima’s is called TWATTER…
http://twitter.com/chimasimone
Chima is a spoiled brat in a grown up body. Hope her grandmother is proud of her now. Needs to take her home and lay her across her knees and spank her with a belt. If she thinks anyone will HIRE her for a job.. lol.. forget that, nobody needs HER DRAMA.
Where do Lydia and Natalie get off thinking Jessie is the God of the Universe? He couldn’t possibly love either one of them. He loves himself too much. Rehab, Lydia.
Chima is such a diva, (in her mind), another classic example of a leach on society thinking she is entitled to everything. Hey Chima, Entitlement will not pay your bills so grow up and get a life.
Oh ! And Kevin !!!! Run like a rabbit… away from those two… you are not “helping” them. Let ‘em crash and burn without you.
Funny how this D-Bag said in an earlier statemint, That she QUIT BB11. From what I watched, looked like this monkey got her ass bootid out the door… so delushunal.
WTF CBS stop controlling so much lets see reality enough of fake manipulated ratings driven stupidy cut your losses this season & show America some balls by letting us choose a winner right now & pull this failure off the air. Then jesse the spooge, will get screwd out of his paid vacation again hahahaha. Btw they all suck what a load of crap! Take it off the air because its rotting my brain stop stop stop hahahaha!
First of all, kudos on the awesomely horrible picture of Chima – it really captures her character, n’est pas? lol.
Secondly, spot on on the whole Lydia acting like a loudmouth dude thing.
I understand that Chima being kicked out is not perhaps full “reality” but above all else, Big Brother is a game, and when you break the rules of a game, there are consequences.
Besides, bitch had major anger issues.
I actually think Chima came off not so bad considering what I read on the love feed updates. Like when her & Kydia were shown sitting on the washers, it was b/c they kept rewashing clothes so no one else could. And how she would trash people’s rooms, hide their clothes. And of course there’s comparing herself to the Twin Towers…. yeah, Chima is a tradegy, but not quite on the global level that 9/11 was.