Katy Perry gets pelted with cake – HM

More fat pics of Kevin Federline – MJ

The most ridiculous Michael Jackson rumor yet – BSG

Truly an effed up advertisement!!! – ABH

Chris Brown remembers now – Y!

Listen to the Basement Jaxx, very Erasure-like – PB

Halle Berry is preggers again – DS

Kelly Osbourne still blabbing about her pill addiction – GB

Audrina Patridge says Heidi Montag’s singing career is disappointing – TB

Megan Fox’s ego is getting bigger than her fat round head – WB

Take one of these fun celebrity quizzes – QM