Megan Fox on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine
Megan Fox is in our faces again, whether you like it or not – and she is bringing her vagina with her.
In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, Fox does what she does best. Toys with the media, and men in particular. She knows she has sex written all over her. She’s 23, has a perfect body – give or take a couple of bad tattoos – alluring eyes that pierce you, and a full, pouty mouth. Or is that potty mouth?
That’s right, Megan likes to talk nasty. And if her looks aren’t enough to grab your attention, her vocabulary will.
This time Megan talks about the magical powers of her sacred vagina. I kid not. She says she owes her mystical prowess to “a powerful, confident vagina.”
Well let’s just let it all hang out, baby! Whip that vagina out onto the table and let’s talk about it!
Megan goes on to say that, “Men are scared of vaginas,” which, OK, let’s stop right here. I am going to go ahead and call this one out for what it is. Men are NOT afraid of vaginas! Have you ever met a man who would cringe around one? Ok, gays, stay out of this.. Men LOVE vagina. Men would have vagina for breakfast, lunch and dinner if they could. They would wash with it, wear it to work, and let it hold the remote for crissakes. Megan, c’mon sister, your pearls of vagde knowledge are weak!
[RS]
LMAO @ let it hold the remote xoxo
HAHA! I love it when you talk dirty, Spicy!
I was reading quickly, and thought you wrote that men would wear vagina to breakfast, like they had turned up in their “Va-jajay Jammies” or “Poontang PJs”
- K*
HAHAHAAA! “Wear it to work”…awesome and hilarious, Spicy!
I think Megan Fox is so horribly insecure that she feels all she has to offer is her vadge…and her face. I’d feel sorry for her, but she seems to be doing pretty well for herself, no?
xoxo j
She’s young…and stupid. Quiet time, Megan.
She’s looking more and more like a crack whore lately. A crackwhore with a powerful, confident vagina.
Spicy you are the shit! Funny funny funny!!!
I have to give props to you again Spicy…you never disappoint. This story especially has my love to your readers too….the comments were also hilarious….yay! That aside, Megan seems like she TRIES to be a ditz with a loud mouth. Stop trying so hard. Be yourself, and think a little before you open that trap of yours. A pretty face and hot bod will be gone before you know it.