I fell in love with Christopher Ciccone, Madonna’s brother, after reading his book, Life with My Sister Madonna earlier this year.
I had heard of him, knew who he was, but after reading the book I felt like I knew, and loved, him. And not like that, he is gay, but in a way like you would care for a good friend. Starkly contrasted to the way I feel about his sister, I might add. If you haven’t read the book, PLEASE, GO to your local library and pick it up today. Madonna fan or not, I promise, it is a damn good read.
Anyhow, Chris is speaking out about his vain sis, saying that she isn’t looking so hot these days, depsite spending thousands on anti-aging procedures and cosmetics.
Clearly not impressed, he said, “She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong!” referring how Madonna looked at the 2009 VMA’s.
Little brother goes on to take a stab at his sister’s boytoy, Jesus Luz: “It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep— or don’t keep. It’s painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow dryer eludes him.”
Yeah, Jesus does look greasy a lot, doesn’t he? Whatever, he is just a little bitch with no huevos to speak of. When Madge is done with him he’ll crash and burn. Greasy curls and all.
I love Chris because he doesn’t give a sh*t about what his sister thinks. For many years he did, and for many years he helped her get her career off the ground and supported her, but once she got big, she became paranoid that everyone, including her brother, was out to get her, or had an ulterior motive. Too bad, because I think Chris is great. It’s Madonna with a stick up her arse, not him. Funny, Madonna claims to not want to be taken advantage of, and refuses to see her brother, but yet will let a parasite hanger-on like Jesus Luz do just that…be a parasite hanger-on. Madonna is simply an “opportunity” for Jesus – and a huge one at that. Do you think he is in it for the love? Yeah, pffft, dream on!
I would so get this book from the library… if they weren’t closing all Philadelphia branches, that is.
Now you got me interested in reading that book…
-meream
Gotta love a bitchy queen!
I need this book. how can i receive it.
I always liked him, even though I did think by the excerpts i read that he was whining and bitching a little too much about little things. I come from a large family and I don’t think I could ever air my siblings’ dirty laundry. He must have been wronged pretty bad. He is hilarious, though, and dead on about everything. I’m sure Jesus is NOT in it for love. Hopefully she’ll realize that – he’s just a rebound to show guy she’s still desirable.
I have a source who says he is a complete dick. Can’t even come close to saying who or where they knew him…but it was intimate and the guy was such an ass…to people who were caring for him, mind you. Team Madonna.
A friend of mine said to get this book–like–adamantly, I went to Barnes & Noble, sold out, but was directed to the other store in the other city…….I started it…stopped, started it, stopped and just finally read through it (couldn’t put it down!) Loved it!!! It was like, talking to a friend… really–I was, however, soooo shocked he outed other celebrities in it with stuff, but mannnnn it made for GOOD–no–GREAT read And…..BRAVO for sharing…SERIOUS!!
I totally thought, at first (the book coming out)–BETRAYAL. But, when I did read it….ehhh, I got it–him. I did. Letting it out there ( I related — NOT AT ALL like his situation with a MASSIVE CELEBRITY…HELL NO–but to a sibling situation—I sooooo got it)..not like he was really “out to get her”….not what I got from this book at all..it’s too hard to get into in something like this, but ya know what? Read it. Also, I liked what he wrote at the end of his book after his dad read it—his father basically said it made her sound human.
Anyhoo….Loved it!! He just doesn’t need to comment publicly on MINOR things like the VMA quotes I read…..THAT PETTY STUFF (her hair was bad or whatever), it is too petty and does make him sound…..ehh, well…. frivolous.