Baristas of the Grab N Go in Everett, WA have been charged with prostitution

Front page of my local paper this morning: “Five Everett Bikini Baristas Charged with Prostitution“.

Hooray, I thought. They are finally cracking down on those thinly veiled sex workers. Being as I am right near where all the controversy is taking place, and that thousands of people on the internet are currently searching for more info on this little coffee drive-thru, I thought I would do a post on it.

For months now, people have been writing to the Everett Herald’s editor with the sexual things these baristas have been doing inside of their coffee hut.

The Grab N’ Go (aptly named)  is located in a strip mall with all sorts of businesses (including a children’s tutoring center) in a small area. Workers of these businesses have complained that they’ve witnessed numerous illegal sexual acts taking place there. From baristas standing completely naked in the window, to girl-on-girl whipped cream sex shows, to pulling down their bikini bottoms and exposing their vaginas to men who would pay them $20. Baristas also allowed men to touch their bare breasts and rears, for a small fee of course.

But most of the time it was not only the paying customers who witnessed the flagrant nudity. The coffee stand is located lower than the road it faces, making it quite easy for the often stopped traffic outside to see in.

After months of frustration from local businesses, we find out today that the police have been staking the place out, visiting it themselves, while conducting an undercover investigation. The result? The women, ages 18 to 24, being charged with multiple counts of prostitution and violating the city’s adult entertainment ordinance.

Now, I have nothing against bikini baristas, but ones that do this sh*t deserve to be treated like the whores they are. If strippers can’t have people touch them, why should they? Their parents must be so proud..