Did Avril Lavigne leave her husband for *gulp* Brandon Davis? – CB

Ashlee Simpson looking skeletal – MJ

Pamela Anderson is over $1M in debt – HM

Robert Pattinson throws darts at his own face – ABH

Kate Moss is never tardy for the party – PB

Fluffer, a dream job – CR

Elizabeth Taylor wants to be buried by Michael Jackson – GB

Coked up cougar – WB

Top celebrity quotes of the week – GH

This Scottish band needs MySpace love – MS