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Marilyn Manson has been diagnosed with the Swine Flu.

The rocker announced on his Facebook page (I almost find it funnier that Marilyn Manson actually has a Facebook page):

“So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that f****** a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have, in ‘no way’ contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”

Ok, I’ll be the first to say it.

Pigf***er.

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