Randy Quaid and wife Evi’s mugshots

Randy Quaid and his wife Evi are fighting back against charges that they stiffed a hotel for more than $5,000.

The couple, who were arrested in Texas yesterday after an arrest warrant had been filed, are fighting mad that they are being accussed of “burglary” among other things.

The couple penned this letter, meant specifically for TMZ, explaining their situation. Also, note the attached cashier’s check below. It’s a copy of the Quaid’s supposed payment for the room. The letter reads:

“Randy Quaid & Evi

We are making the following statement: Although we were married at the San Isidro Ranch and are about to have our 20th anniversary from that happy, lovely event, paying $20K for our bond seems fitting. I promise the state of California, Texas does not bother people over hamburgers ordered by room service, supposedly burglarized. I promise you, we have paid our bill – here is a copy of the cashier’s check – and this is all for PR. The name of our judge was Cinderella, and we plan to have a yearly reuinion with all involved. Marfa, Texas is a great place to be arrested. I would like to thank Sheriff…”

…blah, blah, blah. What a bizarre letter! The Cinderella bit really threw me through a loop. Anyway, regarding the hamburgers, it sounds like maybe it was just the room service burgers that weren’t paid for..? I’m really not sure what point the Quaids were trying to make with that one.

The Associated Press is claiming their hotel bill was $10,000, so maybe they paid – just not in full. It’s hard to speculate at this point because all the details aren’t out there yet. Anything is possible. Will keep you updated.