Jon & Kate Plus 8, the movie? Oh lawd! – PE

Christina Ricci makes out with her boyfriend in the ocean – MJ

Katie Price talks dirty with Gordon Ramsey – HM

What your dog is doing while you’re away – ABH

Matthew McConaughey just because he is hot – PB

I’d be crying too – A!

There is another Colin Farrell in the world! – PE

Randy and Evi Quaid to be extradited – BB

Dennis Hopper has cancer – GB

Ryan Seacrest’s stalker arrested – PE

How would you like to wake up next to this? – CR

Kourtney Kardashian baby bump watch – BSG

Sarah Silverman gets in the gutter – PE

If you were a kid in the 70s you surely remember 1975’s insanely scary Trilogy of Terror.

The story of a possessed tiki doll that goes on a murderous rampage. As a child this was some scary sh*t! For years I worried about the little bastard hiding under my bed and cutting my Achilles tendon when I wasn’t paying attention.

Serious.

Happy Halloween, bitches!  xoxo

Britney Spears’ 3 video

Britney Spears’ new video for ‘3′ was officially released today much to the excitement of Britney’s fans.

Ok, so what did you think? Because I don’t think Britney has it anymore. Not hating, but she can’t move like she used to – nor can she sing. The song sounds like a robotic Britney. Gawd, I wish auto tune would die.

The video kinda sucks, too. I mean, it reminds me of that awful “comeback” where sausage-bellied Britney wore the sequined bra and panties.

The idea of Britney getting pummeled from both ends doesn’t exactly appeal to me either. Just sayin’. Heh.

Amy Winehouse walks to the London Clinic after visiting the FishWorks Seafood Cafe.

Everything about that just sounds wrong. Every. Little. Bit.

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Speidi as Jon & Kate Gosselin

As much as I can’t stand these two, I have to say that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt look pretty FAB-U-LOUS as Jon & Kate Gosselin!

Well done on the costumes, kids. This is about the best you could do. Even this picture is great! Spencer has the scowl, and Heidi is screaming, ha! That Ed Hardy shirt, o.m.g., purrrfect! As an absolute Halloween costume connoisseur, I give this one an A+.

P.S. This is the nicest thing you’ll ever hear me say about these two.  I gotta give credit where it’s due!

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Julianne Hough outside Voyeur looking like a smoking hot Catwoman.

Actually though, I prefer the hottie friend’s pirate costume. You gotta love Slut-o-ween, bitches! Hell yeah!

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Mickey Rourke at Voyeur nightclub supposedly dressed as The Joker for Halloween.

Am I missing something? Because I don’t remember Heath Ledger’s Joker looking anything like this.

Just what the hell is Mickey? Dead Mickey?  I see his eyes have Alice Cooper makeup, at least from what I can tell from underneath the glasses. Can anyone fill me in on this, because the paparazzi agency MUST be wrong about this. There is no way he is The Joker!

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Gwen Stefani meeooow! – UMC

Nicholas Cage’s dad died – PE

Celebrity scarecrows – ABH

Peaches Geldof is a Scientologist? – HM

Did Drew Carey tap Holly Madison’s booty? – MJ

What’s your poo telling you? – PB

Jon Gosselin looks like… – LS

Miley Cyrus has a weirdo stalker – BS

Kelly Osbourne gets a puppy for her birthday – AW

More David Letterman backlash – BB

Who would you rather…?

UFC’s Chuck Liddell – or – WWF’s Hulk Hogan?

Hmmm…?

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