Dina Lohan has a new shoe line

Dina Lohan, the stage-mother from hell, is attempting to strike it rich with her own shoe line.

Shoe-Han.

No, I didn’t come up with that name, she did.

Lohan is holding a press conference at Trump Plaza in New York, Thursday, October 8th (tomorrow) to announce the new shoe line which will make it’s debut by Mother’s Day next year. She has also been crowned the National Spokesmodel for LoveMyShoes.com.

I love this line from the press release:

Other celebrities that have sold millions of shoes include: Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Simpson, Gwen Stefani, Star Jones, Carlos Santana and more.

Ok, but those ARE celebrities! Dina, a celebrity? Hardly. No one can stand her let alone wear anything with her name on it.

Break a leg, Dina. Seriously.

[Photo: WENN]