Frances Bean Cobain’s Ali Lohan Twitter Rant
Frances Bean Cobain took to her Twitter account to unleash a scathing rant about Ali Lohan and her sense of entitlement.
The post, which was far longer than Twitter’s 140 character max. (Francis used Twerbose.com to complete the thought), might have sounded better as a video rant being as Frances isn’t the greatest speller. But we’ll get to that later.
Frances, in so many words, she told Ali she was a talentless, scum sucking attention whore and that she will only achieve infamy, not fame.
This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.
Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that’s not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i’m sure, will steal your money whilst there.
Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don’t have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don’t personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don’t care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i’m wrong because generally i’m not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.
So, the question here is, what did Ali Lohan do to piss Frances off? There must have been something.
Although she isn’t exactly being a princess here, Frances isn’t saying anything untrue. I would say this letter could most certainly apply to any of the Lohans! They’re all a bunch of money hungry fame whores. A vast majority of Hollywood is, for that matter.
After her rant, Frances received a ton of comments criticizing her spelling errors – and her mother, Courtney Love. Frances has since deleted her account and probably won’t be doing that again anytime soon.
Personally, I think she should take up blogging. With spell check, of course.



















To be honest, apart from the spelling issues I’m REALLY impressed by Francis Bean’s letter. It is light years beyond the average internet ‘rant’ in terms of organization and overall clarity, and Francis Bean comes across as well-spoken and intelligent.. She obviously knows what she is talking about, and really expresses the difference between famous and infamous – there are too many celebrities who have no idea that they are famous for all the wrong reasons. And come on, there is no comparison between Francis Bean’s letter and the inanity/stupidity that Lindsay Lohan, her mother, or father post online.
And yes indeed, Spicy, I am dying to know what sparked this whole thing! I’m not surprised at all that Ali is conceited and has an overblown sense of entitlement.
And it doesn’t hurt that Francis Bean looks awesome, but Ali looks like…well, her mother, in all the worst ways.
-K*
Sorry, meant Frances, not Francis.
I agree K….And everything Frances says is true. She isn’t lying she’s just speaking the truth. That whole Lohan family has issues and they all need therapy.
Well, she has something to say and it makes sense.
Knowing for a fact what kind of junkie trash mother she has, it’s really astounding that this girl has character, enough self-confidence and opinion, which she’s not afraid to express.
And besieds who caers abuot the speillng..? hehe
Frances.. dear, Ali wants to be just like her older sister… that is the sole desire of her crude and trashy lifestyle, so you are acting like a concerned and wise mom. She don’t dig that.. Her real mom said go out and make a bundle and don’t come home unless it’s to bring me some nice things.
No one knows this Fanbgoo person.
Ali is known all over the world.
Sounds like another jealous rant.
@ ‘the one’ *snorts* ‘Ali is known all over the world…..’, -you dropped this- ‘for being the ass clinker of her sister and all-around FIFTEEN year old, (40 in the face) skank.’ There, your post makes MUCH more sense now.
Ever check your spelling accuracy when you are speedily IM’ing back & forth with someone? Now, add a little infuriation. Want bonus points? Try it on your iPhone. I’m chalking-up the spelling errors to typos, mobile device micro-keys and racing thoughts coming out of her fingers. Frances Bean Cobain shows a level of maturity and sophisticated thinking far beyond her years. Ali appears far too immature and needs a lot more guidance and experience before she earns any kind of repect. Her behavior, from what I’ve seen, is about as bad as (or worse than) any 14 year old. She, however, clearly doesn’t understand the consequences of acting like you’re 14, dressing like you are 30 – essentially trying to be someone she isn’t right now. Frances could have been more subtle.
But, she’s calling out what everyone can see plainly. And, Spicy – you’re right…that whole clan could benefit from taking Frances’ rant to heart.
This chick rocks, and she looks stunning while doing it.
Life and Death are in the tongue. If she cares so much, she should do something about it. Something encouraging and helpful and private to persuade Ali to find who she is! Telling her off, even if it is ALL true won’t really help. It will just put Ali on the defense and draw more attention to her infamy. SO THIS REALLY WAS JUST A JEALOUS, but true, RANT that is immaterial to the overall situation because of the way she delivered it.
LIke mother, like daughter who are both smart and talented women who end up being known for their harsh language and spelling problems. INFAMY at best.