Good morning, dolls! Here’s what’s going on around the web:

The Bachelor’s Jason Mesnick to wed Molly Whatsherface – PE

Danielle Lloyd and blah, blah, blah – MJ

Russell Brand is p-whipped – ABH

Adam Lambert’s new video – PB

Peaches Geldof modeling underwear- HM

Jon Gosselin isn’t cheap – BB

Ballon Boy, the hottest new Halloween costume – BS

‘Smallville’ actor arrested for selling prescription drugs – PE

Halloween for potheads – CR

T.R. Knight and boyfriend have broken up – GB