For awhile now, Pamela has been living in a trailer park while her home is under construction.
“I am $3 million over budget and I should have moved in over a year ago. I’m tiling the whole pool in platinum — that’s expensive!”
$3 million over budget? Damn, she bought the home for a meager $1.4 million. Maybe Pammy is not as smart as she says she is. This whole mess is her own damn fault. Insisting on a platinum pool? Bitch, WAH!
So anyway, Pam says she cries tears of silicone every time she visits her home. She contends that she’s only got $4,000 in savings and she needs almost another million to make her home livable. I know, it’s ripping my heart out too.
I’m sure you could care less about this, as do I, but it’s just amusing to listen to a celebrity complain that the need for a platinum pool is standing in the way of moving out of a mobile home. You are also probably thinking what I’m thinking, “Get on your back, bitch, and do what you do best!” But of course I would never admit thinking that. The feminists would burn my bra – with me in it.
Wait, did I just say that out loud? Of course I did, it’s Friday. Bite me!