Adam Lambert’s new schlong – DL

I just noticed that Miranda Kerr has a massive space between her eyes – MJ

I usually love Sharon Osbourne but sometimes she is just a c-word – HM

Nicolas Cage is the reason Nicolas Cage is broke – LS

Stanky Whip mashup! – PB

Overpriced – PE

How many times can the world end? – ABH

Mariah is so vain, she actually thinks she looks good – CDL

Khloe Kardashian is a faker – POP

Funny license plates – CR

Melrose Place drama – AW

Nicky Hilton has legs like Amy Winehouse – GB

Daddy Joe Simpson creeps us out again – DS