Mariah Carey in a really, really, awful bathing suit that does nothing to compliment her sausage body.
Who picked this monstrosity out?! It has to be one of the most unflattering suits I have seen in my entire life.
The “v” cut to her navel makes her look like she’s got a beer belly, the “boy cut” legs make them look like tree stumps and WTF is up with her nipples? What’s she hiding in there? I bet she has a cube of ice on each one, heh. And I won’t mention the Fred Flinstone feet…
Mariah hater, who me?
[Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com]
With every day that passes, she looks more and more like a Jewish mother…
Not a flattering suit….
David: HA!
OMG, totally Flintstone feet. I almost pulled a Fergie…only I’m sitting at a desk, in my office, so no one needs to know…but still, cracked mah shit up.
Girlfriend needs to admit she is not the svelte teenager she thinks she is. She isn’t humongous or anything, but if she dressed for her body type it’d sure go a long way.
Sigh.
I just have to ask, “Why, Mariah? Why?”
I wonder how these will translate to the video. They will probably edit the bejesus out of the vid to make her look less sausage-y.
-meream
Girl has so much $ you think she’d be able to afford a good looking bathing suit…