William Shatner reads Levi Johnston’s Tweets on Late Night with Conan O’Brien

Even though William Shatner rubs me the wrong way sometimes, he’s also funny as hell.

Conan opens the clip poking fun at  Levi Johnston, calling him a douche and explaining that Levi is a big Twitter user. (Funny thing is, all Levi Johnston’s Twitter accounts are fake, that I know of.) So Conan says that Johnston’s tweets are “like poetry.” So, who better to read the Twitter updates in true beatnik-like fashion than Mr. Shat?

Some of the supposed tweets are hysterical:

“Anybody know where I can get some good weed?”

“Is it true that fat kids never get kidnapped?”

“You know you’re a celebrity when strangers want to see your penis.”

Of course they aren’t as funny when you simply read them. But with that special Shat flair, they’re genius.