It looks like there is trouble in paradise for these two douchebags.
Early this morning, like at the crack of dawn when the only people that are up are tweakers and geekers, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into quite a brawl at her home. The couple were screaming and yelling in her driveway, so loudly that a neighbor called the police saying that “drunk people were arguing”.
At one point Doug went to get in his car and leave and Paris cried and screamed, “Don’t go! Don’t go!” in her driveway. He ended up staying, but not before they took a couple push and shoves at each other. Then the police showed up.
Nothing much came of it. Cops talked with Paris and left soon after.
Maybe she tried to stick an uncooked noodle up his ass and he didn’t take to it too well. Totally random thought, I know, but remember when Denis Rodman decided to divorce Carmen Electra because she did that to him? Heh. Yeah there was no exciting, snarky way to end this lame story. SO I had to spice it up somehow!
Mmmm. Pasta for lunch, bitches.















Too funny, love this shot…
Trailer trash complain about her deviant actions, sickening relationships and poor manners
She is so gross to me, but I love how she’s totally hanging on to him for dear life in that picture! I can’t believe anyone wants to date that, let alone sleep with it.
Yikes! Yeah, I must say Spicy darling since coming across (and now a proud member) of celebrity smack you have once again successfully managed to make my day in the industry enjoyable. Too often the pleasure of working with such personalities is oscillated when great captive moments such as these. LOVE it!