Carmen Electra’s sex tape make headlines

The Carmen Electra sex tape is nothing to froth at the mouth over – just so you know.

By this time you may have even the “sex tape”, and if you have, I’m sure you agree with me. Not that I was hoping to see her get down and dirty. Sex tapes – or any porn for that mater – aren’t really my thing. But I did want to see it, so, of course, I could write about it. Unfortunately while I was seeking out said tape I came across a wicked – and not in a good way – website that completely funked up my computer. Hence, no updates yesterday. In fact, my laptop is still being worked on. True story, so watch what sites you visit, kids. It can be spendy!

Anyhow, back to the tape. I’m not sure if Carmen staged this entire thing for a little publicity or not, I mean, she hasn’t exactly been in the forefront of anyone’s thoughts lately. There aren’t even any boobies in the clip. Let’s just call it a blue ball tape. It’s much more fitting. And even after the “sex tape”, Carmen is just as insignificant as she was last week. Fail, on all accounts.