Corey Feldman and estranged wife, Susie

Corey Feldman’s divorce is getting ugly only weeks after his wife Susie filed for the split.

Susie, who I think many of us agree was a gold digger from the beginning, is going for full custody of the couple’s 5-year-old son, Zen. Of course she also wants spousal support (which I am going to assume she’s going for a hefty amount), and wants Corey to pay for all her attorney fees. Because, you know, she’s a gold digger, and gold diggers don’t work, so without his coinage she might actually have to earn a living. The horror!

Corey isn’t going to take this lying down. He is going to fight for joint custody and will try to block her from getting any spousal support whatsoever.

I wonder what caused the split? I have a hunch Susie may have found herself another man…no? We’ll just have to wait and see on this one. I’m sure it’s going to get a whole lot dirtier before it gets any better.

Team Corey!