Tiger Woods voicemail to Jaimee Grubbs!

One of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses, Jaimee Grubbs, has released a voicemail message from the golfer, where he asks her to do him a little “favor”.

You see, apparently Tiger’s wife, Elin, had gone through his phone and discovered who knows how many phone numbers of women he had been screwing with. At least one – Jaimee Grubbs.

Grubbs, a 24-year-old cocktail waitress (aren’t they always?) and former reality star (Tool Academy 2) had been seeing Woods since 2007 and claims they had approximately 20 sexual encounters.

He also sent her more than 300 text messages during that time, one of which said: “I will wear you out…”

In the audio clip above, Tiger calls Jaimee, freaking out about Elin finding her phone number, and warns her that Elin may be calling her. You can hear the worry in his voice as he says:

“I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

Obviously it didn’t exactly work, because the next day was Tiger and Elin’s big blowout where Tiger crashed his car and Elin most likely took a driver to his face.

The one person probably loving all this is Jaimee who is all over the press today, blabbing and singing about the affair like a little songbird. It seems like she wants to take the attention away from Rachel Uchitel, who was the first alleged mistress whose name went public. However, Uchitel has denied having an affair with Woods.

Grubbs on the other hand, has wasted no time releasing audio and texts from Woods, as well as doing gossip rag interviews. Bitch is cashing in on it all.

She tells Us Weekly: “I loved how we got along, but I knew, in the back of my mind, there could never be just us. There would always be the wife, or somebody else.”

Gah. This whole thing is a big mess. I have a feeling other women will come forward and more texts, etc. will be released before it’s all said and done. Looks like Tiger is going to be a single man soon and will be able to boink whatever club bitch he wants to. He’ll also be a couple dollars poorer. Just a couple..

UPDATE:

TMZ is reporting that Elin did, in fact, call Jaimee and confront her. Jamiee told her co-workers at the Stone Rose Lounge in West Hollywood that she had received a call from a blocked number and when she asked who was calling Elin replied, “You know who this is because you’re f**king my husband!”

UPDATE II:

Tiger has posted another message on his website, his tail between his legs, pretty much admitting he has screwed up and says that he is working on it.

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

Don’t worry Tiger, this will all blow over eventually. With the public at least, but the wifey poo? Now that’s another story..