A woman recorded a couple minutes of New Moon on her phone and it might land her in jail – PE

Kate Hudson blah blah blah – MJ

Absolut Beckinsale – ABH

Hulk Hogan is engaged – LS

Ashton & Demi are all in our face with lovey dovey stuff on Twitter – PE

Mischa Barton always wears the weirdest stuff – BSG

I bet anyone could tap Katie Price right now, after she’s put enough drinks away – HM

Shauna Sand is porking some greaseball teenager – PB

Mariah Carey all over her ma-bitch – GB