Blind item, bitches! – DC

Carrie Underwear bashes Tony Romo, Simon Cowell – PE

Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan together? Ew. Jessica, remember he bagged Tila Tequila! Cooties/Crabs/Etc.! – ABH

Most ridiculous STAR magazine cover in awhile…HA! Right. – PB

Amber Rose thinks she is the new Grace Jones. FAIL. – HM

Hilary Duff shops – BSG

Oldie but a goodie – CR

Top 10 Disney flicks – GH

Anyone want to get me a present for Christmas? Here ya go. – LS

Tyler Perry’s mom dies – PE

John Stamos extortion jerkoffs busted – AW

Tiger Woods told one mistress he loved her, right before he… – POP

Oh lawd. Another bikini wearing, cartwheeling attention whore. – MJ

If you say this, you’re a tramp. – PE