Tila Tequila is engaged to Casey Johnson
Fame whore Tila Tequila is reportedly engaged to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson.
Tila, who recently went OFF on her blog accussing Rihanna of having herpes (because she’s oh, so classy like that), is now waving around a supposed 17-carat diamond ring given to her by her soon-to-be wife.
Yeah, this will last. Pfft.
Tila did one of her infamous UStream videos, dressed in black lingerie of course, and announced it to her “Tila Army” of crabs fans:
“We have an announcement. So are you ready for this big announcement that’s going to change our lives?
“This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first, Tila army fans, tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!”
She then showed off her big ass ring and bragged,
“It’s so fat you can’t even see it! So yeah, my baby got me this 17-carat ring. My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar!”
What a bitchy thing to do, compare your ring to that of others? Can you imagine a girlfriend (or enemy, even) saying, “MY ring is bigger than YOURS, bitch! Neener, neener!” But, like I said, Tila is really, 100% class. No, really.
Then Tila goes on and on about the glass ring insisting it’s real:
“[It's]not fake, because my baby is a f***ing baller. She’s a billionaire! She’s the heiress of Johnson and Johnson. Anyway, we are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon.”
Tila admits that the couple just met recently but still claims their “love” is the real thing.
“We’re what you call U-Haul lesbians, where you meet and fall in love and move in the next day and have kids.”
Before ending the video the new couple made out for everyone and put on a show, typical Tila. At least this time she was clothed, coherent and without a cotton rocket string hanging from between her legs.
How sweet of her.
*Bring on the hate mail bitches. Every time I do a Tila story, her army of crabs comes for me. Best get my repellent ready..
This whore is nothing but an ugly-ass slut who’s famous for having friends on MySpace. I’m sooooo jealous of her, NOT. She’s got a bad weave, a boob job she got in Mexico and the intellegence of that tampon that she likes to show to the world. Let’s not forget about the lies upon lies that she spews whenever she takes that dick, or pussy depending on what week it is, out of her mouth long enough to talk. I can’t stand this worthless piece of shit, and will party like it’s 1999 as soon as this cumbucket dies from whatever disease, or shall I say diseases, she has flowing through her veins.
THIS IS FAKE SHE IS FAKE AND SHE NEEDS TO JUST STOP SHE IS MAKING PEOPLE SICK…SHE LIES ALL THE TIME AND ITS JUST GETTING ANNOYING!!! I DUNNO WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH HER…OH WAIT YES I DO HER FIFTEEN MINUTES ENDED LIKE AND HOUR AGO AND SHE IS MOST LIKELY DROWNING IN DEBT CAUSE SHE CAN’T PAY HER BILLS SO SHE IS TRYING TO GET SOME PUBLICITY, PROBABLY HOPING SOMEONE WILL FEEL SORRY FOR HER AND GIVE HER A GIG…HER SO CALLED TOUR IN ITALY OR WHERE EVER THE HELL SHE CLAIMED IT WAS GOING TO BE GOT “CANCELLED” LETS NOT FORGET THAT SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAD A ALBUM OUT AFTER THAT FIRST PIECE OF SHIT WAS RELEASED AND IT NEVER HAPPENED…THEN SHE TWEETS ON TWITTER ALL THE TIME ABOUT SENSELESS STUPID SHIT LIKE THE OTHER NIGHT, SHE CLAIMED SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH DANI C.(A SHOT AT LOVE SEASON 1) THAT SHE BEGGED AND PLEADED WITH MTV TO LET HER CHOOSE DANI…RIIGHT…GOSH I WISH SHE WOULD JUST LOSE EVERYTHING SHE HAS SO SHE CAN’T EVEN AFFORD TO GET ON THE INTERNET….PS IF AND I AM SAYING IF THIS IS REAL CASEY JOHNSON COULD DO SOOO MUCH BETTER! BUT I’M BETTING THEY WERE BOTH HIGH OFF THEIR ASSES WHEN THEY MADE THIS SO…POW! LMAO, STUPID POSER…AND YES I AM A HATER…I HATE YOU!!!
I feel so sorry for Casey. Tila is just using her up for fame and publicity and all sorts of shit, when what Ms. Johnson really needs is a good girlfriend to help her sort through the mess of her life. Tila is a filthy, disgusting demented slutty whore and Casey could do much better for herself.
Casey is mentally ill and has been for sometime too. Tila is so desperate for attention that it will be a real wake up call for her when Casey loses her shit and beats the hell out of Tila, which considering how she is still saying Shawn Merriman beat her should make for some interesting tabloid stories but Tila officially jumped the shark today.
What a sad little wannabee Tila is, so desperate and so over her 15 minutes. This is what you have to do when your biggest claim to fame was to hit the friend request button on Myspace and think your talentless ass really had a career. See ya Tila, sorry but you won’t be missed.
She is so gross.
Well, I’m afraid Tila is not only retarded, but she also really needs professional help
And the pre-Nupt reads. In the event of divorce you get what you came with….. Nothing!
Tila makes me vomit! Yuck!
Tila is the new tour guide for a city called “Sodamy and Gonorrhea”
It turns out that Casey Johnson has been cut off from her trust because of her drug , alcohol and mental problems. She’s broke! As in can’t even go out with friends because she can’t afford to pay for her own meal. Her adopted daughter from Kazakhstan was taken away from her by her family and is being looked after by a paid employee of the family because Casey was neglecting her like a toy she got bored with and the family was afraid she would hurt the child or forget to care for it. So the ring isn’t real and it seems like Tila is floating the money for their “dates” and this is just Tila trying to grab some press on the back of a really sick woman.
Also, Casey was charged with 3 felonies for breaking into the model’s apartment, stealing clothes, jewelry and legal documents in excess of 20k and leaving a defiled dildo in the victims bed. Casey may do time but the family is hoping the court order psychiatric evaluations and that Casey can be convinced she has finally hit bottom. Pretty sad story when you think about how mental illness has robbed her of her life and dignity only to be used by Tila Tequila, who is a living dildo and a jerk.
nice to see zero pro-Tila comments on here so far….
DAMN that woman is fucked up!
better off dead as far as i’m concerned.
no seriously, i’m throwing a party once i hear of Tila’s drug-induced death!
man, i can’t wait…..