Jaimee Grubbs Needs to Sit Down & STFU

Jaimee Grubbs

Jaimee Grubbs is fronting like she sincerely wants to apologize to Tiger Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, but she really just wants a little air time.

This fame whore can’t even get an apology right.  It is SO obvious that she is insincere. You KNOW she would totally hit that again, but in order to get an interview rolling she had to come up with something, right? Anyway, here is what she had to say:

“I couldn’t describe how remorseful that I am to have hurt her family and her emotionally. If it wasn’t me, it was going to be other girls. I did care about him. I didn’t do it for superficial reasons. I didn’t do it to purposely hurt her.”

“He’s an amazing guy despite everything that is coming forth. [But] I can’t say that I would ever go back to him. I would definitely have a relationship with him whether it was friends or just to have him in my life. But as far as going back to him emotionally like I was, I don’t know if I can put myself through that again.”

Then little Miss Innocent actually has the huevos to pretend as though she didn’t know Tiger was married! HA!

“I wouldn’t have pursued him if he didn’t pursue me. I mean, when he did, I just figured he was single and I didn’t think to ask.”

Oh my gawd, bitch. Sit the F down before someone bitch slaps the jizz out of you. It’s like Rachel Uchitel saying, “I’m not a tramp.” If you are saying it, it means you ARE it. She  KNEW he was married and is fooling no one when she says otherwise.

She goes on to say that Tiger made her “feel like I was the only girl, so to go back and see specifically now when there’s more [mistresses] and it’s really hard.”

Oh, it’s hard alright.

“I would tell him that no part of our relationship was fake and I cared for him. It would hurt the way he made me feel [because] he was doing that with other women and I am sorry that everything is coming out and happening the way it did, but I needed to get everything off my chest.”

{Hands her a cum towel}

So there you have it. She’s playing dumb so that she doesn’t look like a whore. No surprise there. These chicks are all scrambling to save their reputations because they’ve all been grouped into one big slut pack.

Enjoy your 15 minutes, grubby.

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