“Jersey Shore” Guidos & Guidettes [PHOTOS]

The cast of MTV’s joke of a reality show, “Jersey Shore,” stink up Hollywood.

Ugh. ALL the “guidos and guidettes” are disgusting. And gawd, I abhor those stupid terms.

Damn, Snookie is one little “overdone” pot bellied pig, isn’t she? She already looks 45! The fat girl inside her is just dying to get out. You can tell.

J-Woww actually looks good in these pics. She got rid of those Britney Spears, frazzled, split-end extensions. Thank goodness. Still, we’ve seen what she looks like in the morning, and it is NOT pretty.

Mike is totally not hot. He’s got a giraffe neck and a ball point nose. He sure thinks his shat don’t stink. Same goes for Pauly D, who always looks like he just stepped out of a wind-blown tunnel after douching his hair with a can of Aqua Net.

Yeah, I know I’m hatin’. But these fools bring it on themselves. They want attention and so I’m givin’ it to them.

[Photograph: Hellmuth Dominguez/PacificCoastNews.com]

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