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Kourtney Kardashian had a BOY

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a healthy baby boy early this morning, her publicist has confirmed.

The baby was named Mason Dash Disick and weighed 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and was 19.5 inches long. Baby daddy is slimy boyfriend, Scott Disick, who annoys me to no end even though I have never even seen the Kardashian’s reality show. His still shots scream, “I’m a douchebag!” though.

Funny, before Kourtney got knocked up, her big sister Kim said that Kourtney never even liked kids. Now that all the pregnancy hubbub is over, reality should be settling in nicely. I think she is in for a big surprise. Being a mommy isn’t all about photo-ops and interviews. And damn, now she is definitely stuck with that poseur boyfriend for the next 18-years!

Wear condoms, kiddos!!

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