Tiger & Elin are headed for a divorce!

Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren will be filing for divorce soon after the holidays according to Radar magazine.

Nordegren wants to return to Sweden after the new year, but first wishes to spend the holidays together as a family – for her children’s sake. But after that, all bets are off. Can’t blame her for wanting to hig- tail it outta the country. Might as well let the bad press focus on her serial cheating husband and let him stew in his own sh*t…

She’s sent Tiger to therapy of some sort, but it’s not going to make a difference as to whether or not she stays with him. She’s already made up her mind and has met with a divorce attorney. I mean really, she would be a fool to stay!

Another twist in this ridiculously messy scandal is that the Florida Deaprtment of Children and Families made a surprise visit to Woods’ home and was accompanied by the Sheriff’s Department. Since domestic violence may have occurred on the night of the car crash, investigators want to make sure that Woods’ children are in a healthy environment – despite all the craziness surrounding the family at the moment. It’s not known whether or not Tiger (who people are now joking has changed his name to ‘Cheetah’…Heh.) was home at the time of the investigation.

This weekend Tiger announced that he is taking an indefinite break from golf to concentrate on his family, being a better person and a better husband. Good luck with that, Cheetah.