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Jayde Nicole

It seems Brody Jenner finally came to his senses and dumped his girlfriend of more than a year, Jayde Nicole.

The Hills couple have both chatted about their breakup on Twitter. Last Friday Jayde posted: “‘Sometimes when you truly love someone you have to let them go…..’ I never really understood that quote until now.”

The night before she partied at Hyde in WeHo and truly whooped it up, tweeting about doing shots of Jager then the next day writing about how hungover she was. “8 hours of sleep, too much jager= not good.” Gee, s0unds like me. But she wasn’t THAT hung, she flew to Chicago where she hosted a party at a nightclub and proceeded to get her drink on again.

Meanwhile, Brody is in Australia where he is quite enjoying himself. He tweeted on Saturday: “So I decided to stay in Australia BY MYSELF!!! Hahaha this is Crazy.. Might just stay here and start a new life.”

Honestly, these two both annoy me to no end. Jayde is only 23, but looks like a 55-year-old California botox riddled, plastic surgery addicted wife. Serious. Her face is so full of fillers she actually looks much older than she really is. How can she think that looks good? I’ll never know. Makes me kinda like my wrinkles for once. But that’s not the worst part, every time I think about this woman I think of that gawd awful tattoo of hers. You know, the one right about her cooter that says, “RESPECT”. Yeah, I know. I have ranted about it before. I think I made a joke about her next tattoo being “DIGNITY” right above her pooper. Heh.

Brody on the otherhand, here’s another kid who doesn’t do sh*t except party for a living. I’m not going to lie, he’s gorgeous, but still, he’s about as relevant as the Davis brothers. That joke of a reality show he had, “Bromance” or whatever, is what did it for me. If I hear that word out of anyone’s mouth again this girl might just go ballistic.

Good riddance to both of them. Hopefully Jenner does stay in Australia and maybe Jayde will just sort of fade into oblivion. Or maybe she’ll hook-up with Joe Francis. Heh. Could happen. It’s a respect thing.

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