Tila Tequila

Gawd, I really despise Tila Tequila – especially now.

Earlier this week we reported that Tila Tequila was pregnant, because that’s what she announced to the world on her Twitter account. Yes, this was the second time she has announced a pregnancy, and now it is the second time she has retracted her statement.

What she said was that she was pregnant with her brother’s child – as a surrogate – for he and his wife. But now she is taking that back saying that she’s not pregnant YET, but PLANS to become pregnant with his child.

She told Life & Style magazine: “I’m about to be [pregnant]. When I tweeted that, I figured there’s not enough space in the 140 characters.”

Riiiiiight. What she said EXACTLY was this:

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. Im pregnant!!!!

Tila Tequila is the single biggest lying whore in Hollywood right now. Forget all the other annoying twits such as Paris Hilton and Speidi, this bitch seriously takes being an attention whore to a completely new level. She’s a LIAR. Straight up.

She lied about being allergic to alcohol, she lied about being pregnant – twice – she’s lied about her live streams where she says she’s not high on anything, and she probably even lied about being beat up by ex-boyfriend Shawne Merriman. You gotta feel sorry for that guy. I bet he is really regretting banging that crazy little hooker.

Men and women be warned, but especially men, Tila is the kind of chick to get high/drunk, have sex with you then cry RAPE the next day. I’m just sayin’…

So, Tila’s “Army” of dumb mutherfockers, please, send me your illiterate emails telling me how ugly I am and how amazing your goddess of gonorrhea is. Please do it. I’d love to publish that crap.