Artie Lange Hospitalized – Overdose?

Artie Lange

Artie Lange has been hospitalized at an undisclosed hospital in new Jersey.

Lange, a sidekick on the Howard Stern Show, has been missing from the show the past couple weeks. He is known to go on massive cocaine/alcohol binges and I’d be willing to guess that this is the case this time as well. I think Artie is one hell of a comedian but it’s just too bad that he cannot get over his demons. Dude needs to lose some weight as well. If the drugs don’t kill him, the weight will.

Lange’s publicist is trying to keep things under wraps, which probably means Artie overdosed. He released the following statement:

“I can confirm that Artie is in the hospital. Artie has chosen to keep all information on this matter between him and his doctor. There will be no further comment.”

This guy is like a cat. Nine lives is an understatement. Get better soon, Artie – and get your sh*t together, will ya?

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