Jared the Subway guy is engaged- PE

Megan Fox in a robe – MJ

Alex Reid in a mankini, ewww – HM

David Duchovny is eye candy, all wrapped up – AB

Happy birthday, David Bowie – DC

PETA was everywhere in ‘09 – PB

Lady Gaga and Polaroid? – AG

The Adam Lambert backlash came mostly from hillbillies – LS

Kate Moss’ body ain’t what it used to be – CR

Bourne 4 may not happen – DS

Hannah Montana is no more, rejoice! – POP

Amanda Bynes does MAXIM – NF

Do you think Sharon Stone is bitter? – BB

Know your Baldwins – CDL

Charlie Sheen ordered to appear in court – GB