David Beckham’s crotch gets grabbed!
A woman thought it would be funny to grab David Beckham’s crotch on camera for a segment for an Italian prank show.
However, David did not find the humor in it at all. Because really, who thinks it’s funny when some moron randomly grabs your private parts? It’s creepy, that’s what it is!
Anyone who has ever been grabbed or touched inappropriately by an stranger would vouch for that, right? And yeah, it is easy to laugh at because David’s a celebrity, but really, think about it, how would you feel is some weirdo came up to you in a crowded area and did that? It would make you feel violated and dirty!
When I was a bartender, back in the day, I had a guy “swipe” his hand between my legs as I was bending over, settling a tab with someone sitting at a low table. I turned around immediately and was LIVID. If I wouldn’t have been working, I would have decked the mofo. Actually, I have always regretted NOT hitting him. He deserved it. So does this twat. I’m not one for men hitting women or anything, but this bitch deserved to get clocked!
OK, the creepiest thing is that she is narrating the whole encounter, and the script is pretty damming. Here’s what I got, with my crap Italian:
LADY PERV: [puts on slimy yellow dish gloves] “You can see me there, I just have to get under this camera man… And I’m there! [Momentous music] … Ok, so I’m ready… I’m going to wait a minute longer and then do it… I’m putting out my hand… but no, have to wait just another moment… Now I’m REALLY ready, I reach out my hand [gives kiss to the camera] … annnnnd… 3, 2, 1 SQUEAK!!!!”
Grabby McGrabberson should be arrested for assault! And she keeps talking, and showing the grab in slo-mo: “Did you just SEE me? 3,2,1… !”
Eww. I’m with SPicy on this one – if it had been me, I’m not sure I could have walked away.
- K*
*Very Funny*
If a MALE ‘journalist’ grabbed Angelina Joile by the vagina, he’s be in jail faster than you can blink an eye.
This isn’t funny and a complete violation of David Beckham’s body.
I hope this idiot gets charged with sexual assault, as a MAN would in the same situation.
Totally outrageous.
WTF is wrong with this woman? It is WRONG to touch a person without permission, period. Just because she’s female we should give her a pass? Fuck that. If it was a man grabbing the crotch of a female celebrity, they’d be arrested for sexual assault. This woman needs to be AT LEAST fired for this and if I were DB, I’d insist that there be a criminal investigation of this bitch.
she isn’t a real journalist. She is a reporter from an italian tv show which is used to joke with celebrities. But usually it is a serious tv program that looks into who breaking the law