Jesus Luz Dumps Madonna



Madonna and Jesus

Madonna’s boytoy, Jesus Luz, has dumped the super megastar after realizing the two have nothing in common.

Duh!

Jesus, 23, reportedly broke off the relationship with Madonna, 51, after a year of dating. Madonna and Jesus hooked up as she was dating New York Yankee, Alex Rodriguez.

The break up between Madonna and Jesus was also possibly brought on by the fact that Jesus’ mother wasn’t happy about her son dating the aging pop star. For the record, Jesus’ mother is 14-years younger than Madonna. Ouch.

Will Madonna and Alex Rodriguez hook up again? It remains to be seen. But as far as we know, Alex has been single since he and Kate Hudson broke up in December. The rumor’s been that Alex still has feelings for Madge, so stay tuned. If she ends up wanting him back, my guess is that he’ll go running from his mirror and back into her jerky arms.

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  • Erin

    Jerky arms….hahaha! That pic of her looks more like a drag queen or a wax sculpture…eeeeeewwww!

  • Gina

    Your OLD!!!! Dating boys that young, young enough for you tobe there mother!!! You look beyond your age ,maybe you should START acting it. Your plastic surg. isns’t doing a good job either. In 1 interview your own daughter said she was embarressed of you. Move on and TRY to get A MAN of your own AGE…STONE AGE!!! You think those young ones really want to be with a old bag like you? Jeez, you do have a mind use it. They don’t want to be seen for long with you. It’s a notch on the belt for them is all.

  • What…

    Quote:
    “For the record, Jesus’ mother is 14-years younger than Madonna. Ouch.”

    Madonna is 51 – 14 = Mom is 37.
    37 – Jesus is 23 = Mom had Jesus at 14? Ouch! <= DOUBT IT!!! lol. fact check please…

  • Barb

    Hmmm….if I am doing my math correctly then that means that Jesus’ mom had him when she was 14.

  • http://coinside.blogspot.com/ fred g

    Madonna- good luck removing the ‘Jesus Loves Me’ bumper sticker from your car

  • Banina

    Maybe there wasn’t enough KY Yours & Mine to keep him happy? LOL!!

  • rocketblazer

    Well…it seems even Madonna can’t have a fantasy last.
    That is the reality of the situation…too much of a gap and it is only good for a fantasy or fling.

  • http://www.twitter.com/StephyWrites StephyWrites

    I think he woke up and realized it was like kissing his grandma.

  • appalled

    So does that mean Madge will removethe ‘Jesus is Coming’ bumper sticker?

  • Ben Leandri

    OK ALREADY!!!!!
    She is an old broad dumped by a younger husband and needed her fragile huge ego boosted.
    Doubt if any man will ever last with the likes of her……….

  • consuelo

    well i guess miss madonna, needs to growup and see what see is doing to her kids. she has no shame. yes is rich and nice to look at if you have all the money but at the end she is making herself look cheap she needs to know she showing her kids thats it ok to jump from one man to another.

  • greenbud

    Hey rocketblazer, ha ha ha, TOO MUCH OF A GAP! ha hA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa,,,,,,,,………….. Benina say’s not enough KY Yours And Mine,,, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…………Y’all are killin’ me…HA HAHAHAhahahahahahHHAHHAHAHHH……cough, cough, haaaahaha.HaHAA!

  • lee richards

    Madonna is the shit! Ok, all you people need to stop hating. She is one of the biggest stars in the world and has been for 25 years. In no time at all we’ll all be saying “Jesus who?” He’s a nobody without her, just another pretty male model. There a dime a dozen in New York and L.A.

  • Nancy

    Wait a sec — his mom is 14 years younger than Madonna, who’s 51? Which means she’s 37? Which means she got pregnant with her now 23-yr-old son when she was THIRTEEN YEARS OLD?? Yeeeesh. Skank much? I think so.

  • vanessa

    All you losers WISH you had Madonna’s life–millions of dollars, a killer body and dating any guy she wants. Sound like a bunch of ugly fat losers here–I say GO GIRL! Age doesnt matter when you look fabulous, and Madonna wouldnt spit on any of you if you were on fire.

    Gee lets think about it–you LOSERS with your broke ass life, can;t get a guy,–then Madonna–RICH, BEAUTIFUL, SUCCESSFUL, dates guys half her age and LOVES IT, dates BASEBALL PLAYERS, has an excellent life.

    Hey losers–FAIL. Madonna–WIN

  • kathy

    hey give an old woman a break at her age a years fantasy could last the rest of her life

  • Debra

    I just thought that maybe Jesus woke up and realized Madonna just plain smelled old.
    Madonna is not going to age gracefully or with anything resembling grace, so it’s good he got rid of her now before he wakes up and fillers and botox and oxygen facials just evaporate and he sees the wicked old b!tch she is

  • anonymous

    He dumped Madonna once he realized that she was a smelly old grandma who was the leftovers of rosie and rodman.

  • http://celebritysmack Brooks

    who cares if Jesus dumped Madonna, he was nothing before till Madonna made him famous.He must be glad,he found Madonna make him famous.I wish i were in his place.i would marry her and stay with her forever .No matter what people say .Cause people are jealous sometimes,when they have no fame.Madonna i’m only 29 years old,why ain’t u take me to be with u and spend my life with u,no matter what people saying,i could careless.

  • Chez

    They let anybody have a blog these days !! As for all you “smell gandma” repeats, what does your grandma smell like??? YOU losers think you are going to age… However when you do you won’t be able to come close to the Modonna’s of this world. Her beauty comes from within. Try researching who she really is…. I won’t return considering this is a website for nasty, hateful, classless, void of culture, losers>> Even the Ms. SMACK herself wishes she could be a fly on Modonna’s wall…

  • bryony1

    Lots of love for Madonna until she turned 50. Suddenly she’s being talked about as if she’s poison. This is just hateful bigotry called ageism, irrational hatred of aging people.

    But it’s going to happen to all of you, too. Do you want people to talk about you down the road the way you’re talking about Madonna?

  • MadgeDaBeefJerky

    Madonna is the same age now as Jesus’ mama when she had him…so Madge is old enough to be Jesus’ grandma??

  • Lady Ra Ra

    Remember how they were saying they might have babies together? I think Jesus was an immature asshole who wanted kids of “his own,” and M’s 4 kids weren’t enough for him. She’s 51. She’s done having biological babies, so he’s gone off to breed with some stupid bimbo. M deserves better. He was an idiot. She will find someone young, hot, strong, and SMART enough for her.

  • glenn

    When she was young she was boring, she turned Jewish and was boring and as an old hag she is boring. Maybe he didn’t want to be bored or maybe even more possible he figured there is only room for one Jewish guy names Jesus. And yes I am.

  • glenn

    Now kiddies can we talk about the important stuff like Should Nick and Jessica get back together? Did Brad run home to Jennifer and if so did she accept him with anything open? Should Sarah Palin let Levy sleep with Crystal again? She Crystal let Levy boink her again. This is important.

  • Beverly

    So, Madonna had a very young boyfriend for a year. Age-inappropriate? Of course. However—men do this all the time. Madonna is not a stupid woman;; she knows what she’s doing. As far as those who say she an old woman, 51 isn’t “old.” It’s late middle age. All the people who are saying hateful things about her because she’s 51 now will, one day, be past 50 themselves, unless they are killed in an accident or by serious illness while they are still young. Why, in this day and age, are there still people out there who judge a womans’ value by how young and how beautiful she is? People should be judged by their character, not their youth. Youth doesn’t last forever and chronological age is nothing to be ashamed of. So, lighten up, guys: men get older, too. Ever see an older man and a young girl together where the man doesn’t have money? Doesn’t happen. Grow up. We all either age or die young. Which would you rather do? I’ll take the first choice.

  • Rachelvis

    I don’t see anything wrong with age difference as long as
    the two people involved love each other, I mean there’s
    demi & Ashton (21 yrs between them)-wow thats alot but then again
    Demi has taken very good care of herself and looks great, but I’m not into this celebrity thing, just hearing that Bruce willis was like their best man at the wedding…please spare me any further details- Celebrities do stupid Shit like this, I mean look at Lisa Marie Presley, same thing–when she got remarried who was the best man-why of course ..her ex- Danny Keough..
    So Celebrities think this shows everyone is getting along so well that hey
    lets invite all our ex’s to our weddings, because were still so close…now people this is sick shit…back to the subject which really there is none,
    madonna is getting older and chosing younger men would be fine if only you looked good with them, but you don’t, you look like their mother, so that is a big turn-off for the public, let alone his family….I know who’d fit you like a glove and thats the one you still confess to everyone that you will always love—Mr. Sean Penn….you two always looked good together, so if he’s available…hook back with him and give it another try, why not, what do you have to lose?? Nothing, really madonna wake up, you use to have it all as far as looks and personality etc. etc. don’t let the paps start tearing you apart and thats what they are doing and its working…..
    they did the same thing to alot of women celebs and won…..
    they killed Marilyn Monroe-with their trashy talk about her, not to mention
    taking pics of her crying when she was begging them to please stop, but they wouldn’t- assholes…I could go on with a list of women the paps have destroyed but lets stay with the subject and thats you Madonna. don’t let them do to U what they did to Marilyn Monroe….really, I have no respect for paps whatsoever, when someone says stop, leave me alone, and is crying and literally turns their face away from the cameras and puts it in the corner of a building, like they are hiding but she was waiting for her ride to get her out of there, when things like that happen, I just wish I was there to protect her, and this is a person who married older men, and everyone knew this is crazy, for all of them were literally down right ugly compared to the beautiful Marilyn Monroe, but they claim she needed a ather figure, and believe me, thats what they looked like–her father, not a husband or lover. I’m gonna end this with…Madonna move on girl, leave those little boy toys alone,,,,get a real man, one that knows what he is doing, one that can love you, take care of you and most of all, protect you and hold you..thats the ype you need, not a lttle boy, who has no ideal how to treat a lady except what he reads or what his friends tell him….
    gonna go and hope , really hope you read this Madonna, I’d rather see you go older than younger….I did and a older man definitely knows how to treat a lady….and they are over that need to hang out with the boys, they just want to be wit h you…So hear what were all saying and do your daughters a big favor, go ollder…..take care dear friend of mine
    all will eventually work its way out.
    love ya
    Rachelvis












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